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You Don't Mess With the Zohan



Rating: PG-13
Released: 2008
Budget: $90,000,000
Revenue: $201,596,308

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

5.5/10 (936 votes)
PG-13 1 hour 59 minutes

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan Cast

Bruce Vilanch in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Ellen Lutter in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Costume & Make-Up
Ellen Lutter
Daryl Kass in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Daryl Kass
Alan Au in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Art
Alan Au
Randi Hiller in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Randi Hiller
Tamara Hunter in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Tamara Hunter
Sam Hutchins in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Sam Hutchins
Iram Collantes in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Iram Collantes
Sarah Finn in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Sarah Finn
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Adam Brightman in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Production
Adam Brightman
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Directing
John Turturro in You Don't Mess With the Zohan The Phantom
John Turturro
Nick Swardson in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Michael
Nick Swardson
Charlotte Rae in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mrs. Greenhouse
Charlotte Rae
Michael Buffer in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Walbridge
Michael Buffer
Mariah Carey in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Ido Ezra in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Hassan
Ido Ezra
Yamit Sol in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Dorit
Yamit Sol
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Adria Tennor in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Kids' Salon Owner
Adria Tennor
Bunny Levine in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Bunny Levine
John McEnroe in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Himself
John McEnroe
Dina Doron in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Zohan's Mother
Dina Doron
Shelley Berman in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Zohan's Father
Shelley Berman
Chris Rock in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Taxi Driver
Chris Rock
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Claude
Alec Mapa
Ahmed Ahmed in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Waleed
Ahmed Ahmed
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Yitzhak
Mousa Kraish in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Bashir
Mousa Kraish
Barry Livingston in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Gray Kleibolt
Barry Livingston
Rick Gifford in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Philip
Rick Gifford
Daniel Browning Smith in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Real Estate Agent
Daniel Browning Smith
Tyler Spindel in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Doorman
Tyler Spindel
Julia Lea Wolov in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mariah's Assistant
Julia Lea Wolov
Dana Goodman in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Kevin Grady in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Coleman
Kevin Grady
Herzl Tobey in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Commander
Herzl Tobey
Ori Pfeffer in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Second Commander
Ori Pfeffer
Shulie Cowen in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Debbie
Shulie Cowen
Helen Siff in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mrs. Skitzer
Helen Siff
Betty Murphy in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mrs. Haynes
Betty Murphy
Cynthia Frost in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mrs. Paulson
Cynthia Frost
Anna Berger in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Anna Berger
Susan Grace in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Carol Schlanger in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Phoebe Dorin in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
Lina So in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Hip Salon Receptionist
Lina So
Eloise DeJoria in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Blonde at Salon
Eloise DeJoria
Vanessa Long in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Catty Hairdresser
Vanessa Long
Blake Bertrand in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Little Boy
Blake Bertrand
Sidney Ganis in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Doctor
Sidney Ganis
Constance Barron in You Don't Mess With the Zohan First Woman in Cab
Constance Barron
Penelope Windust in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Second Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Kathleen Noone in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Christopher Innvar in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Angry Tall Driver
Christopher Innvar
Ray Garvey in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Truck Driver
Ray Garvey
Edmund Lyndeck in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Pharmacist
Edmund Lyndeck
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Inaz
Marco Khan in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Terrorist with Hand
Marco Khan
Mike Batayeh in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Fry Cook
Mike Batayeh
Bart Blackburn in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Isreali Hacky Sack Coach
Bart Blackburn
Guile Branco in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Isreali Soldier
Guile Branco
Kevin Cannon in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Times Square Crazy Man
Kevin Cannon
Cheryl Cosenza in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Ribbon Cutting Girl
Cheryl Cosenza
John Duerler in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Electronic Store Customer
John Duerler
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Isreali Fan
Eric Feliciano
Ian Fisher in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Disco Merchant
Ian Fisher
Anna Garcia Williams in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Phantom's Wife
Anna Garcia Williams
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Disco Hip Girl
Leslie Garza
Jessica Mei Gershen in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Girl in Club
Jessica Mei Gershen
Seth Howard in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Party Guy
Seth Howard
Kevin James in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Kevin James
Rock Kohli in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Rock Kohli
Mark Kubr in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Criminal #3
Mark Kubr
Bernadette Lords in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Businesswoman
Bernadette Lords
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Hot Girl / Waitress
Rachel Mower in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Girl in Park
Rachel Mower
Rachael Murphy in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Girl in Club
Rachael Murphy
Deborah Rombaut in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Snooty French Girl at the Club
Deborah Rombaut
Chris Spinelli in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Angry Palestinian
Chris Spinelli
Riley Thomas Stewart in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Little Boy #2
Riley Thomas Stewart
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Party Goer
Uzimann in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Cafe Customer
Uzimann
Kevin Van Doorslaer in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Isreali Soldier
Kevin Van Doorslaer
Holly Weber in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Girlfriend
Holly Weber
Henry Winkler in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Limousine Passenger
Henry Winkler
Mark Winn in You Don't Mess With the Zohan News Cameraman
Mark Winn
Saye Yabandeh in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Girlfriend
Saye Yabandeh
 in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Ukrossi
Maria Zambrana in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Taxi Cab Patron
Maria Zambrana
Betty Murphy in You Don't Mess With the Zohan Mrs. Haines
Betty Murphy

You Don't Mess With the Zohan Crew

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